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 Posted: Mon Mar 20th 06 12:11 pm
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Swallow Hunny
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Location: Reading with the gorgeous MTS
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You're not missing much... gone very quiet in there lately..  |
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| Village Bike |
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Posted: Fri Mar 24th 06 3:55 pm
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i need some jelp PA.
My laptop wont recognise my mp3 player ... and it doesnt come with drivers cus its supposed to be windows supported. Incidently my miscrosoft wireless mouse also wont work on my laptop either.
And i cant fix it.
Also spilt water over my extension lead and now the kettle will only boil if u put the plug in the extension lead, then half pull it back out and balance it against the radiator pipe using a shoe.
Any suggestions that dont include money? |
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Posted: Fri Mar 24th 06 4:06 pm
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LMFAO am sooooo not calling round for a cuppa
i could help if i was there but am usless this far away mand |
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Posted: Fri Mar 24th 06 4:17 pm
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Location: oh i do like to be beside the seaside
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Village Bike wrote: i need some jelp PA.
My laptop wont recognise my mp3 player ... and it doesnt come with drivers cus its supposed to be windows supported. Incidently my miscrosoft wireless mouse also wont work on my laptop either.
And i cant fix it.
Also spilt water over my extension lead and now the kettle will only boil if u put the plug in the extension lead, then half pull it back out and balance it against the radiator pipe using a shoe.
Any suggestions that dont include money?
start drinking ice tea before you shock yourself! |
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Posted: Fri Mar 24th 06 4:18 pm
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Village Bike wrote: i need some jelp PA.
My laptop wont recognise my mp3 player ... and it doesnt come with drivers cus its supposed to be windows supported. Incidently my miscrosoft wireless mouse also wont work on my laptop either.
And i cant fix it.
Also spilt water over my extension lead and now the kettle will only boil if u put the plug in the extension lead, then half pull it back out and balance it against the radiator pipe using a shoe.
Any suggestions that dont include money?
Ever tried Jimmy Saville? I've heard he fixes stuff. |
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Posted: Fri Mar 24th 06 4:25 pm
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aaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha  |
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Posted: Fri Mar 24th 06 4:32 pm
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Your Mouse/MP3 player problem sounds like there's something amiss with your USB ports/drivers. Maybe they're not connected/supported/installed?
As for you're kettle: get a new extension lead. DO NOT use the one you have now. |
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Posted: Fri Mar 24th 06 4:45 pm
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you could have sooo much fun with that
bring your drunk mates round for tea
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Posted: Sat Mar 25th 06 5:42 pm
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Swallow Hunny
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PaRaNoIdAnDrOiD wrote: Your Mouse/MP3 player problem sounds like there's something amiss with your USB ports/drivers. Maybe they're not connected/supported/installed?
As for you're kettle: get a new extension lead. DO NOT use the one you have now.
That's just what I was about to say...
PMSL @ Paul... |
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Posted: Sat Mar 25th 06 5:50 pm
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They'll be playing "She's Electric" at her funeral.
*drumroll - Alan Partridge style* |
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Posted: Sat Mar 25th 06 6:21 pm
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| back on topic im surprised Mr H hasnt asked more questions in this thread there are plenty of things you need help with paul or have you finally consulted a psychologist? |
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Posted: Sun Mar 26th 06 3:19 pm
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dear dr phil
theres a girl , lets call her helena i think shes from birmingham
she has confessed her love for me,she has recently taken to
camping outside my house and going through my rubbish
last week 4 pairs of boxers went missing off my washing line,
at first i was flattered but now am worried
please advise me as what i should do
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Posted: Sun Mar 26th 06 5:44 pm
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Dear Localboy,
Wear kevlar. In my experience as a fully trained professional psychologist is that stalkers often will not stop at just vouyerism and petty theft. Their obsessions often lead to camping outside the objects house with a sniper rifle; in this way they purge the fixation by eliminating it.
So my advice is wear kevlar. And don't stop moving...moving targets are harder to hit.
Regards,
Dr. Phil |
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Posted: Wed Mar 29th 06 4:40 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 29th 06 8:07 pm
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PaRaNoIdAnDrOiD wrote: Dear Localboy,
Wear kevlar. In my experience as a fully trained professional psychologist is that stalkers often will not stop at just vouyerism and petty theft. Their obsessions often lead to camping outside the objects house with a sniper rifle; in this way they purge the fixation by eliminating it.
So my advice is wear kevlar. And don't stop moving...moving targets are harder to hit.
Regards,
Dr. Phil
thanks for the resoonse dr phil
hayley has now dissapeared from my garden, i have purchased
thr kelvar and bought a tazer gun to keep her at bay!
i hop she has gotten bored and moved on to her next victim |
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