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french murder play
Posted: Fri Apr 8th 05 4:53 pm Reply with quote
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A woman goes to the doctors worried. She goes in to see the doctor complaining about her fanny singing show me the way to amarillo the doctor does not look surprised and says "dont worry love, every cunt is singing that"
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lol Laughing naughty Wink

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Razz i hate jokes in english.......

yeah i didnt get it..... ohwell...

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i got sent that in a txt today Very Happy

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hehehehe Laughing

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Posted: Fri Apr 8th 05 8:51 pm Reply with quote
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ahahahahahaha!!!! i got some good emails today - will have to try an upload them all somewhere!

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french murder play
Posted: Fri Apr 8th 05 8:58 pm Reply with quote
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Kaz19 wrote:
i got sent that in a txt today Very Happy


yeah my mum got it and showed me it. thats where i get all my dirty jokes from Shocked
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Posted: Fri Apr 8th 05 9:05 pm Reply with quote
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cool mum!! Cool

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Because she must be fucking freezing
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lol heard that last night... Very Happy

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french murder play wrote:
Kaz19 wrote:
i got sent that in a txt today Very Happy


yeah my mum got it and showed me it. thats where i get all my dirty jokes from Shocked


Laughing My dad sends me funny/rude txts as well Razz

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haha, my pal told me that today.
it amused me :lol!:

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V good!! :lol!: :lol!:

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Laughing Laughing Laughing

filth! Razz

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Sha la la lala lalala
...Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala !!....... *Cheesy voice*






That bits okay. But the rest is tres nul !!

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