Radiohead Fan Flogs Cheating Girlfriend's Gig Ticket
Tuesday, 09 October 2012
Written by Elliott Batte
Following on from two angry parent’s decision to sell their daughter’s One Direction tickets after catch them smoking, advertisement site Gumtree has assisted in another angry ticketholder’s revenge, after a fan of Radiohead flogged two tickets belonging to his (now ex-)girlfriend - who he found out had been cheating on him.
Radiohead perform in London’s O2 Arena later tonight alongside Caribou, and anyone hoping to find tickets to it would have a hard and expensive job ahead of them. But, two lucky (and, hopefully for the seller, attractive) fans can pick up the tickets for face value - or £55.00 + £5.00 fees.
The advert, which you can see here, tells the poor man’s story of how his girlfriend of three years cheated on him with two different people.
He writes: “The reason these two tickets are for sale is because it recently became apparent that my girlfriend (now ex), who was supposed to be coming with her friend, has been fornicated with two other men during our three year relationship. It is therefore necessary that the people purchasing these tickets be attractive females that will pose in flirty photos with us at the Radiohead gig.”
He then cheekily adds: “Sex after the concert is optional but encouraged.”
What do you think of the idea - justice for the cheated on, or a harsh punishment? Let us know your thoughts in the comments section below.
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