Nickelback Frontman Chad Kroeger Once Paid Drum Technician To Jam Penis In Metal Fan
Monday, 05 November 2012
Written by Elliott Batte
Chad Kroeger - frontman of Canadian rockers Nickelback - has recounted the time that he and his bandmates paid one of the tour technicians to put his penis into a metal fan.
The sadistic-yet-kinda-funny dick-fan shenanigans took place on the band’s tour bus a couple of years ago, as they arrived in Germany. As Kroeger recounts, their was a bit of a heatwave in the country at the time, and the band had gotten rather bored - so he decided to pay an unnamed drum technician (a reasonable £235) to insert his manhood into their dressing room’s air-conditioning.
Speaking to Men’s Health (about something rather unhealthy for men), Kroeger revealed: “We've always been very close to our crew, so we've had a lot of fun getting them to do silly, stupid things that could possibly cause them to hurt or injure themselves in some way. We were in Germany years ago – this was one of my favourite stories – and we were just bored. There was a heat wave going on in Germany.
“In a back room in the venue where we were playing, there was an old fan with a metal blade - and we paid the drum tech about 600 deutschmarks [to] stick his Johnson in the fan.”
He continued: “He took the money… I can still hear the 'bleh-bleh-blehhhhhhh' of the blade slowly spluttering to a stop, and this blood-curdling scream. It was fantastic. Somebody had video footage of this somewhere that needs to be resurrected and shown at the guy's next birthday party.”
We imagine that isn't the first time that a penis has been inside a metal fan backstage at a Nickelback gig. Reports that the technician was given the option to either complete the deed or listen to Nickelback’s set haven’t been confirmed, but it is a very plausible explanation for the painful decision.
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