The Hell have announced dates for a winter UK tour.
Following up the July release of their sophomore offering, 'Groovehammer', the UK handcore band have rolled out dates for their Shitemare Before Christmas Tour, taking in 12 UK shows between November 27 and December 14.
Speaking about the new run, vocalist and guitarist Black Mist proclaimed, (in characteristic all-caps):
“WE FIGURED THAT NO CUNT WOULD WANT TO COME SEE US ON A TUESDAY NIGHT IN BUCKSTON-UPON-TYNE OR WHATEVER, SO WE’RE INVITING YOU PRICKS TO COME AND PARTY WITH US OVER THREE LONG WEEKENDS. IF YOU DON’T BRAVE THE COLD TO COME AND LOSE YOUR SHIT AT ONE OF THESE SHOWS, THERE’LL BE AN EXTRA YULE LOG TO EAT AT YOUR CHRISTMAS DINNER.”
Tickets are on sale now, priced at £7.00, plus fees.
The Hell Upcoming Tour Dates are as follows:
Thu November 27 2014 - GUILDFORD Boileroom
Fri November 28 2014 - MILTON KEYNES Craufurd Arms
Sat November 29 2014 - PETERBOROUGH Met Lounge
Sun November 30 2014 - BRISTOL Exchange
Thu December 04 2014 - BIRMINGHAM Oobleck
Fri December 05 2014 - NOTTINGHAM Nottingham Stealth
Sat December 06 2014 - STOKE Underground
Sun December 07 2014 - SHEFFIELD Corporation
Thu December 11 2014 - BRIGHTON Audio
Fri December 12 2014 - GLASGOW Audio
Sat December 13 2014 - MIDDLESBOROUGH Crown
Sun December 14 2014 - MANCHESTER Soup Kitchen
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