Unofficial (And Super Weird) Justin Bieber Sex Doll Hits Shelves
Wednesday, 07 November 2012
Written by Elliott Batte
Girls (and boys!) all over the world will be extremely happy to know that a new piece of Justin Bieber merchandise is now on sale ahead of his 2013 UK tour. But, it’s not a new album, single, live DVD, or even a new line of clothes which fans can now buy - it is, in fact, an unofficial, newly-designed blow-up sex doll!
As you’d expect, the doll has nothing to do with Bieber’s official name but now gives some of his more warped fans a chance to live out what we can only imagine are horrendously messed-up fantasies with the inflatable overage-tween.
Named the ‘Just-in Beaver Love Doll’, it was designed by Pipedream Products, and comes with more than enticing taglines - including ‘I wanna be your boy toy’, ‘finally 18, ready to rock your world!’, and ‘Selena can suck the gold of my Grammy’.
The description is equally as f’d up, and says: “Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who's waited 18 long years to stick his lil' d**ky in something sticky!
"When he's not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he's up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn't have this effect just on women - he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off!”
The doll is apparently aimed primarily at gay men - with the product also reading: ‘I’m not gay... ok maybe a lil’. You can check out a picture of the product’s box on the above right.
While the Just-in Beaver doll may or may not be up your street, you can catch the real, non-inflatable version live in the UK next year. Simply check the dates and links below to find tickets through Stereoboard.
Sun February 17th 2013 - The O2 - Dublin, Dublin
Mon February 18th 2013 - The O2 - Dublin, Dublin
Thu February 21st 2013 - Manchester Arena, Manchester
Fri February 22nd 2013 - Manchester Arena, Manchester
Sun February 24th 2013 - Liverpool Echo Arena, Liverpool
Wed February 27th 2013 - NIA Birmingham, Birmingham
Thu February 28th 2013 - NIA Birmingham, Birmingham
Sat March 2nd 2013 - Capital FM Arena, Nottingham
Mon March 4th 2013 - The O2, London
Tue March 5th 2013 - The O2, London
Thu March 7th 2013 - The O2, London
Fri March 8th 2013 - O2 Arena, London
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As you’d expect, the doll has nothing to do with Bieber’s official name but now gives some of his more warped fans a chance to live out what we can only imagine are horrendously messed-up fantasies with the inflatable overage-tween.
